New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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