I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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