I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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