too bad you live with your parents still
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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