im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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