Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize