i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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