butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
