Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
