Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Drunk is not a location!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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