you guys were way drunker than both of me
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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