If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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