she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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