My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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