Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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