batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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