I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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another moral hangover. fuck.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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