Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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