Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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