We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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