I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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