How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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