Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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