you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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