that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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