She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
my poor anus
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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