Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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