Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I've blown a few things in my day
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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