So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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