I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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