it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i now understand why vodka
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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