Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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