been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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