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Im on beer infinity
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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