There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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