Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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