totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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