I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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