hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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