Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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