1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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