so that wasnt chicken after all
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
