There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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