i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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