Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
