He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
