doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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