Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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