theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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