if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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