I wish I only lived at night.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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