she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Let's paint friendship bongs
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
