I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He did a backflip because drugs
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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